Will Eating Certain Foods Really Make Your Seamen Taste Better?

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I’m going to be completely honest with you. About 5 years ago my girlfriend at the time “snowballed” me with my own semen. She was going down on me at the time, and when she kissed me afterwards there were gifts. But it wasn’t Christmas or my birthday. No, I wasn’t expecting presents. Naturally she thought it was hilarious, rolled over in laughter, and I was left there traumatized. Frozen in fear as if a baby bird egg had just fallen out of a tree, and broke open in my mouth. It was horrible, and truly the worst thing I’ve ever experienced.

Thinking back now all I can remember is how bad it tastes. Surely women can’t actually enjoy that. Then I remembered hearing about how eating certain foods can improve the deliciousness of your semen. Not for you of course, but the person willing enough to let it inside their mouth. If your jizz were to actually taste alright she would be even more willing to let that happen more often, and even swallow it if you asked. So basically these are a couple diet changes you can make to help improve the taste.

First of all alcohol, coffee, caffeine of any kind, and cigarettes will only make it worse. These are all pollutants, and won’t help things in the long run. So you know if you were out last night getting hammered, don’t ask her to swallow it in the morning. Also try to drink more water, as not only it’s good for you, but also for your flavor. This helps flush out nasty toxins. Naturally eating pineapple, mangos, apples, or any other kind of fruit is good. Fruits that are naturally high in sugar will help your semen taste less bitter. Vegetables are also great as they will help flush the bitterness.

Thing is, there’s a couple of them to avoid: Cauliflower, broccoli, and asparagus. Anything from the cabbage family will backfire on you. Red meat, dairy, and cheese will only make you taste more salty, and you’re better off with protein such as chicken or turkey. Fish is an ongoing argument as whether or not it helps, so this one’s up to you. It’s proven that cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon make your semen taste that much sweeter. Try to include these things. Also stay away from candy. Chemicals and preservatives will only pollute your natural taste. Start communicating with your girlfriend, and find out which foods work better for you. She will be more than willing to play, and soon enough everyday will be a happy ending!

 written by: Jesse Fleig

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